Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
So, baby, what’s your sign?
Just roll up your pant legs and show him by pointing to our Zodiac socks.
In Western astrology and astronomy, the zodiac (an area of the sky centered on the path of the sun) is divided into twelve signs, each named after a constellation, pictured on these Zodiac socks. The zodiac refers to the astronomical placement of the stars, but is most often associated with horoscope astrology (as referenced in that terrible pick-up line above).
Are you able to locate YOUR astrological sign on our Zodiac socks?
We are usually told from birth what our zodiac sign is, and thus what our personalities are SUPPOSED to be, but the constellations are showing signs of drifting apart, and distinctive sizes of the constellations take up varying widths, making the the sun’s presence on the constellation different for each. Therefore, it’s possible that we are not of the zodiac symbol that we originally thought.
So, what’s your sign? No, your REAL sign… find out, then find your symbol on our Zodiac socks.
Style: Knee High
