Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
What is the craziest animal you have ever seen? Flying pigs? We can do better! Have you seen Sloths Riding Llamas? Well now with these socks, you can now say yes!
Imagine the look on someone's face when they get a glimpse of your socks and they say, "Wait...those aren't...sloths riding llamas, right?" and you can proudly say, "Yes...yes they are."
Have a friend who loves sloths or loves llamas? These are the perfect gift to put a smile on their face!
Style: Crew
Size: Sock size 9-11, will fit a women's shoe size 6.5-12
Sock Maker: K.Bell
Materials:52% Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
