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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Science Of Socks Junior Knee High Socks

Science Of Socks Junior Knee High Socks

You may have never been able to remember the quadratic functions and how to graph them in high school, but with these Science Of Socks Junior Knee High Socks, they will be forever available on your feet.

The formulas that explain the foundations of the universe will be the same ones that will be providing your feet with a gentle and warm foundation for each step in life.  Pursuing a degree to become an endocrinologist?  How about trying to develop complex theories about the nature of black holes?  Or perhaps you are content with merely discovering new ways for humanity to look at our known universe.  Regardless of your ambitions, the Science Of Socks Junior Knee High Socks will give you constant support in your pursuit of knowledge and experience.

When you're headlining a TED Talk on your incredible new discovery that will change the course of history, we won't tell anyone if you sneak a look at some of the formulas on your Science Of Socks Junior Knee High Socks.

Style: Knee High
Size:
Approximately fits children ages 7-10, shoe size 1-5
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 72% Cotton / 25% Polyester / 2% spandex, 1% Other Fiber 
Country of Origin: Imported

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