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Out of My Way, Mortals Men’s Crew Sock


Out of My Way, Mortals Socks

"Out of my way, mortals!”  Would you ever say that?  Even under your breath?  Putting these socks on in the morning is a way of expressing this sentiment without sounding like an egotistical maniac.  But couldn’t we all benefit with a healthy dose of Out of my way, mortals?  Because to me, it translates into Self Confidence.

Joe Namath was once quoted as saying, “When you have confidence you can have a lot of fun.  And when you have fun you can do amazing things.”  These socks are definitely fun, in a way that men seldom express.  

What Namath is saying is: Don’t compare yourself to others.  Don’t stress the little things—relax!  Remember you are a gift, a superhero in your own way.  Look for the good, even in seemingly negative situations.  Do what you love.

I challenge anyone to put these socks on without smiling.  We may, somewhere down deep, feel like saying, Out of my way, mortals.  During the course of the day, you may remember this sentiment and smile again.  It not only means you have the confidence to do what you do, but that you are on your way.  Moving and steering yourself in any direction you decide, not just thinking about it. 

And when you pull the socks off at night, you can decide, did I leap past those mere mortals?  Then you can smile again.
Note: "Outta my way, mortals" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12
Sock Maker: Blue Q (Pittsfield, Massachusetts)
Materials: 59% Combed Cotton, 38% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Country of Origin: China


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Linda F.
United States

All things in life happen for a reason

Not an over all experience.. just a life experience.. I have 11 grandchildren scatted among 4 states and over the years I have sent them books for their birthdays..not Only as gifts but it kept me in touch with their lives as to what books I selected for them.. well they are now getting older and it’s now difficult to keep up with the book plan.. so I decided to buy them socks with again a personal meaning..every one lives socks.. so.. new to Amazon Prime I ordered socks for my twin grandsons.. there was a shipping charge and I thought oh well I must have done something wrong but placed the order anyway..then I called amazon and they told me I had gone to an individual web site.. so ok next time I know what to do...,then the sock come and the note from Johns crazy socks...I will now continue to pay the shipping for the socks for all 11 of my grand children and I have told this story to all of my friends in the hope that they will order socks from you as well...I look forward to it ....,,as I said...all things happen for a reason Linda felix

Jo B.

Perfect for my grandson, who is such a neat young man and I think poised to do great things. Out of My Way, Mortals is my way of telling him how much confidence I have in him.

If these are as comfy and easy to care for as they look, they should be super. Ordering was amazing, with John's messages letting me know they were being shipped, and then with the hand written card and "gift" inside, which added a bit of John's caring and his attitude of gratitude, if you will. What a great group of people and their message and mission is admirable. Keep it going, John and Mark!



I'm in love with my new socks, thank you!



I saw these and knew they were for my older brother. He loves them!

Christine D.
United States

Out of my way Mortals

Great! Thank you!