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Kale is on Everything Socks - Crew Socks for Women

Kale is on Everything Socks

Seriously, the Kale is on Everything Socksspeak the truth. It is even on socks. You don’t believe me? Look for yourself! To the left, to the left!

Kale is on Everything Socksare the perfect pair of socks for two kinds of people:

  1. Health Freaks
  2. Anti-Health Freaks.

For the Health Freaks that bring in a kale salad when the office is ordering pizza for the fifth day in a row and everyone is rolling their eyes at you and your kale salad you just tell them “I don’t KALE about your pizza!” Get it? Kale instead of care. Ha.

For the Anti-Health Freaks, we understand. Why is Kale on everything? Does that hamburger really taste better wrapped in kale instead of on a soft Kaiser roll? Kale is haunting your dreams and your kitchen so you might as well have them haunt your feet with the funny and ironic Kale is on Everything Socks. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Note: "Kate is on everything these days... even socks" appears on only the right hand side of both socks.

Style: Crew
Size: Will fit a women's shoe size 5-10
Sock Maker: BlueQ (Pittsfield, Massachusetts)
Materials: 54% Combed Cotton; 44% Nylon; 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: China