Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Everybody's favorite clay pair is ready to grace your two feet thanks to these vibrant Gumby and Pokey Socks. It makes sense that clay is a fine-grained rock because Gumby unequivocally rocks!
Gumby and Pokey may look spry and youthful, but in reality, they are well over 60 years old at this point. In fact, if the pair went to go check out a screening of their own movie, Gumby: The Movie, they would qualify for a senior discount. Do you know any other seniors that can bend into any shape and bounce around like an unstoppable force of nature? Probably not, which is why the pair have been immortalized on their own Gumby and Pokey Socks.
If you know a grandmother or grandfather that has a band as rad as the Clayboys or can stretch to a height of 15 feet, we'll take them into consideration for a new sock design. Until then, however, these Gumby and Pokey Socks showcase the best old friends we could ask for.
Style: Crew
