Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You’ll never forget anything in these Elephant Socks! As a secondary bonus, you’ll massively increase the cool factor of your wardrobe!
Elephants are the largest land animal on the Earth, and Elephant Socks are the must-have sock of the summer! And while elephants can weigh as much as five cars, these little socks will only add a few ounces to your feet!
Elephants can sound their trumpet horns loud enough to be heard from six miles away, which is also the distance people will travel from to see your awesome new Elephant Socks! Weird how is it that these elephant facts line up so perfectly with your socks? Crazy stuff! Now then, let us equip you with some elephant jokes for when you wear your Elephants Socks!
What do you call a pair of socks that aren’t Elephant Socks? irrELEPHANT!
Why did the Elephant Socks need to borrow a suitcase for his trip? They only had a little trunk!
Style: Crew
