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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Smile On Unisex Compression Knee High Socks

Smile On Unisex Compression Knee High Socks

Finally some compression socks with a toothy shine! These socks feature a toothy grin and the words "Smile On!"

Are you always the person who sees the bright side of things? Love to get a smile out of someone with a witty joke? Or perhaps you take extra pride in your clean smile?

The Smile On Dentist Unisex Compression Knee High Sock  are for your favorite dentist, teacher, or traveler that is standing for long periods of time.  Compression socks helps promote better circulation for diminished leg swelling.  

These compression socks have moderate graduated compression with 15-20mmHg.

Some benefits of Compression socks: 

  • Boost energy levels
  • Increase blood and lymph flow to the heart
  • Prevent tissue swelling
  • Prevent and reduce spider and varicose veins 
  • Reduce the risk of blood clots 

Style: Knee High
Size: Men with shoe sizes 6 - 13. Women with shoe sizes 4 through 12. 
Sock Maker: Living Royal (Wheeling, Illinois)
Materials: 95% Nylon 5% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported

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