Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea Socks

For centuries, humans have been obsessed about the unicorn, despite it being a mythical creature. But not you. As you put on these Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea Socksyou know the real creature everyone should be obsessing about. That creature is the narwhal; and unlike the unicorn, it is not fantasy, but actually exists. Narwhals may be referred to as the “unicorn of the sea” but we think they deserve better than that. These Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea Socksshow your support for the narwhal, and your demand that these majestic creatures are shown as much admiration as unicorns. Sure, all your fantasy loving friends might go on and on about how the unicorn has magical powers, but what does it matter if unicorns aren’t even real? You’ve been in on the secret for a while; narwhals are the real creatures with magical powers. They swim freely through the Arctic Ocean, keeping their powers hidden from humans. Did you know there are zero narwhals in captivity? The magic the narwhal contains was just too powerful for us non-magical humans to handle, and thus they remain free to spread their magic throughout the sea. Now you can wear a little bit of the magic yourself with these Narwhal Unicorn of the Sea Socks. But shhh, don’t let those unicorns lovers know.