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George Washington Socks – Crew Socks for Men

George Washington Socks

The period for a new selection of a pair of socks for your Crazy Socks drawer being not far distant, it appears to me proper that I should now apprise you of the resolution I have formed in these George Washington Socks.


I am influenced by no diminution of your zeal for political socks in this tumultuous era, no deficiency of grateful respect for your past love of other socks, but am supported by a full conviction that the first step you take in your George Washington Socks will be compatible with both.


I anticipate with pleasing expectation that the comfort retreat in which your George Washington Socks will provide may allow you to realize, without alloy, the sweet enjoyment of partaking in the midst of my fellow-citizens the benign influence of quality socks upon your feet.
en you wear your George Washington Socks, you will be the ever-favorite object of my heart and the happy reward of the socks with my awesome face on them.


-George Washington's Farewell Address – September 19th, 1796


Size: Fits men’s shoe sizes 7 to 12.5
Sock Maker: Socksmith
Materials:  70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex