Don't Grow Up. It's a Trap
Most people regret growing up. I don’t blame them. I mean, just look at the cumbersome and mundane obligations you must do as an adult! Paying taxes, reporting income, sustaining yourself with a job, it’s so annoying! And don’t get me started on the completely flawed ideology of getting married; it costs money to break up! Renewing car registration? AAARRRRGHHH!!!
What was I saying…? Oh, yeah. Adulthood is bad, and we should all avoid it. And what better way to spread the word about this icky predicament then letting your feet doing the talking. Introducing the “Don’t Grow Up. It’s a Trap” socks. Let the young folk know that growing up is terrible and is, indeed, a trap. Every day you grow older, you walk closer to the scary snare known as dying. (Somber, yes, but 100% true.) If you are either an adult and you want to warn the next generation not make the same mistake you did by aging, or a young kid that celebrates his/her birthday just for the present and for not getting older, these socks are for you! Also, maybe, just maybe, when enough of these socks are making their claim, the scientists of this world will create the Never-Grow-Up-Machine, which would probably be run on anti-age cream and Peter Pan’s hopes and dreams. (Electricity? Nah, that would never work.)
One-size-fits-most: Women 7.5 - 12, Men 6 - 11
Made in the USA
Super soft cotton and nylon
Sock Maker: Funatic