Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
We have Chemistry Socks for men who love chemistry. Maybe you’re an aspiring Louis Pasteur or Alfred Nobel who dreams of beakers, formulas and the periodic table? Dying to show off your interest in all things chemical by wearing your heart on your feet? Then, look no further than our Chemistry Socks! They’re fun, good looking and comfortable. What else more could you ask of a pair of socks?
This beautiful blue sock has beakers containing formulas, unknown bubbling substances, molecules, atoms, droppers, and spilled chemicals. Be very careful wearing these Chemistry Socks! You don’t want friends thinking you are a messy chemist.
The Chemistry Socks are a perfect gift for the scientist in your life or the Chemistry teacher that you love. Maybe you it’s not just the love of Chemistry that has you wearing these socks. Perhaps you just want to celebrate the chemistry of love by wearing our Chemistry Socks.
Style: Crew
Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
Sock Maker: Foot Traffic (Kansas City, Missouri)
Materials: 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
