Ninja Socks

You may not be as stealthy as a ninja, but when you're wearing your Ninja Socks, the threat of your unattainable ninja skills will be misunderstood by all.  And isn't the art of confusion a ninja skill in its own right?

So while you may not be eager to put in the endless hours of ninja training, why not put on your Ninja Socks and at least enjoy a classic ninja film like American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff! Or the sequel, American Ninja 2: The Confrontation with Michael Dudikoff! Or – yes, there's another one - American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt with David Bradley and no Michael Dudikoff! Or – nope, it never ends - American Ninja 4: The Annihilation with David Bradley AND Michael Dudikoff! Or – seriously, there's no escaping it - American Ninja V with David Bradley and no Michael Dudikoff again!

Needless to say, you have ninja movies to watch, and only Ninja Socks will keep your feet from running away from the amount of American Ninja movies you need to watch to be a ninja (movie-watching) master.