Black Cat Socks

We interrupt your description for Black Cat Socks with a reading from Edgar Allen Toe's The Black Cat Socks. Do not be a scaredy-cat; please heed the warning of this hairy tale:

“Do you fancy the Black Cat Socks that have eluded your sock drawer? You must seize them, and ignore the fright of the cat's face when you slip them on your feet. The fury of a kitty will instantly possess you. You will know yourself no longer. Your original bland taste in socks will seem, at once, to take its flight from your body; and a more than fiendish malevolence for those that wear dull socks, Black-Cat-Socks-induced, will thrill every fibre of your frame. You must take from your waistcoat-pocket a credit-card (or Paypal login info), and grasp the plastic and deliberately type the numbers in to acquire your socks!

Hit the “Add To Cart” button and wall up the Black Cat Socks within your shoes of choice!”