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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Johnism Socks Unisex Crew Sock 3-Pack

Johnism Unisex Crew Socks - 3 Pack

What is a Johnism?  It is something that we think of when we think of John, our Chief Happiness Officer.  These are the initial three socks of the Johnism Sock Collection - offered in a three pack in limited supply.  These Johnism socks will bring a smile to your face with the very slogans that John uses on a daily basis.  Don’t miss out - get them now!

Receive all three of our first "Johnism" Socks and receive a free John's Crazy Socks backpack as our gift!

1) Socks, Socks, and More Socks - Unisex Crew Socks

2) Nothing Holds Me Back Socks - Unisex Crew Socks

3) Eye Candy Socks - Unisex Crew Socks

Style: Crew
Size: These unisex socks are one size. They fit most men, women and older children
Sock Maker: John's Crazy Socks
Materials: 63.23% cotton, 31.89% nylon, 3.53% spandex, 1.35% polyester
Country of Origin: Made in the USA

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