Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Our Books Turn Muggles into Wizards Socks transform a mundane sock-drawer into a magical one. Whether you’re muggle or magical, Gryffindor house or Slytherin, these socks are sure to lend you an aura of elegance and enchantment while reading and crafting spells. That, and they make for a pretty good midnight broom-ride over the Forbidden Forest.
Now we’ll let you in on a secret of Hogwarts legendry. Prepare yourself…
Long before Dumbledore became Headmaster, and back before Hogwarts employed The (Grumpy) Sorting Hat, Hogwarts used to be the home of a friendly pair of Sorting Socks. Our Books Turn Muggles into Wizards Socks are an homage to these long-lost socks of legend.
While the Sorting Socks have yet to emerge from out the Chamber of Secrets, you can slip into a pair of Books Turn Muggles into Wizards Socks and feel the hocus-pocus for yourself.
