Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Kick your birthday off right in these Happy Birthday Socks! Nothing says cake day (and let’s face it, “birthday” is just a euphemism cake-at-work/school/in your bathtub) like fanfare on your feet. Our Happy Birthday Socks are great for those unfortunate years when your birthday falls on a day when you simply cannot celebrate. You may be too busy for a real party but you’re never too busy to throw a party under your shoes!
Wear these Happy Birthday Socks as you quietly sing Happy Birthday to yourself and lament the fact that your birth is not marked by a national holiday (after all, you are a national treasure, even if the nation doesn’t know it yet). Leave your Happy Birthday Socks visible as a super casual reminder to that it’s your birthday (or laundry day), just in case anyone forgot. Happy Birthday Socks also make a great gift for that friend who is too timid to let people know what day it is. Tell her to let her feet do the talking!
Style: Crew
