Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Make your feet feel like royalty in our Blue & Grey Queen’s Floral Compression Socks. Lineage is a complicated thing. Who’s to say who’s a part of the royal family? The argument that could be made that you’re a long-lost cousin, at the very least. Perhaps your great, great grandfather was the child of a prince and a chambermaid, judiciously hidden from the ruling class for the public shame it would bring upon the crown. So much was hidden back in the day and even now DNA testing can only go so far. When you think about it, it’s basically fact that you’re descended from royalty. In fact, you’re probably the rightful queen. While a hostile takeover is probably not advisable, you could channel some of that royal energy into our Blue & Grey Queen’s Floral Compression Socks. Blue with a light gray floral pattern and matching light gray trim, Blue & Grey Queen’s Floral Compression Socks aren’t just fit for your fabulous feet: they offer 15-20 mmHg of support, as lovely, strong, and practical as the queen herself.
Sizing:
Small fits women's shoe sizes 5-7, men's 3.5-5.5, and calf sizes of 11-15”.
Medium fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-9.5, men's 6-8, and calf sizes 12-16” .
Large fits women's shoe sizes 10-12, men's 8.5-10.5, and calf sizes 13-17”.
Wide calf fits women's shoe sizes 5-12, men's 3.5-10.5, and calf sizes 18-22”.
