Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Unisex - Men and Women Sizes
Purple & Grey Fun Stripes Firm Compression Socks put a little spark in days when you’re just not feeling it. Do you ever wake up and wish you could hit the snooze button at least a thousand more times? You pull yourself out of bed and try to get dressed thinking, “why? Why? Why do I have to do this?” You put on your work uniform—whether it’s an official uniform or the unofficial, go-to dark jeans and button up you wear every day and feel as though all hope might be lost. Then you see them. Purple & Grey Fun Stripes Firm Compression Socks. Your day just got a whole lot more interesting. Covered in purple and gray stripes with a few poppin’ bands of turquoise to accent the situation, Purple & Grey Fun Stripes Firm Compression Socks offer 20-30mmHg of support with all the quirk and class you could ask for. So slip them on for the boost you need to kick your day up a notch or two. And, you know, to will yourself out of your house.
Also available in MILD/MODERATE compression - 15-20 mmHg!
Sizing:
Small fits women's shoe sizes 5-7,
men's 3.5-5.5, and calf sizes of 11-15”.
Medium fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-9.5, men's 6-8, and calf sizes 12-16” .
Large fits women's shoe sizes 10-12, men's 8.5-10.5, and calf sizes 13-17”.
Wide calf fits women's shoe sizes 5-12, men's 3.5-10.5, and calf sizes 18-22”.
