Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Even aliens need to take a break and cool off from that hot sun. All that space travel and trying to pull up cows with tractor beams wears an alien out! Next time you feel that slightly spooky feeling that aliens are near, don’t look up, look out to your backyard swimming pool and see if there are any UFOs: Unknown Floating Objects! Then check your sock drawer to make sure they didn’t swipe your Unknown Floating Object Crew Socks as a souvenir!
This awesome sock has an alien relaxing in a pool float. Nothing weird about that.
Style: Crew
Size: Fits Most Men Shoe Sizes 7-13
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 59% cotton, 39% polyester, 2% spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
