Running Late, Again Socks

Embrace your perpetual lateness in theseRunning Late, Again Socks! No matter what you do, no matter where you’re going, no matter who you’re with, you can’t seem to get there fewer than twenty minutes late. Your phone’s text prediction knows the sentence “running late, again, sorry!” better than any other. To be fair, when you say you’re running late, most times you are actually running. You used to flail while you texted and put on your jacket but over the years you mastered the slow jog, one that looks kind of like walking to the untrained eye. The key is to keep your expression casual. Cover those secretly running feet in ourRunning Late, Again Socks! Covered in lines as abstract as the reasons for her tardiness,Running Late, Again Socks also make a great gift for the friend who’s always so late that you’ve taken to lying to her about when things start. Getting her a watch won’t help. Trust us.

Note: "Running late again" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.