Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Pull on a pair of these Lil' Narwhal Crew Socks and watch the unicorn of the sea swim right into your heart. No mere legend, the narwhal is very much a real creature. The Narwhal spends its days swimming in icy Arctic waters but these cotton blend crew socks will warm you up and, more importantly, warm your heart. Who can resist the Lil’ Narwhal?
While these socks feature a sprightly and fun creature swimming across these beautiful socks, the narwhal is a real creature, a whale related to the beluga whale. Its' tusk (or unicorn horn) is actually a protruding tooth. In the 16th Century, Queen Elizabeth received one of the tusks as a gift and it was reportedly as valuable as her castle.
You do not need a fortune, nor do you need to be a queen, to get your own pair of these Lil' Narwhal Crew Socks. So pick up a pair now.
Size: Will fit a women's shoe size 6-10
