Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Meet Lance, the cute tiny-arms dinosaur that loves to ride his bike. Lance Tiny-Arms Strong Socks are the socks for bike riders, paleontologists and jokesters alike. Lance Tiny-Arms Strong Socks are cute and comfy but are also based on a true story.
There once was a dinosaur named Lance Tiny-Arms Strong. He lived in the city of Paris, France. He was very small so people did not notice him very much at all. Lance lived with Mommy Tiny-Arms Strong and Daddy Tiny-Arms Strong below the Eiffel Tower. Lance’s biggest dream was to ride in the Tour de France, but he was not able to compete because he was a dinosaur and it would be unfair for him to compete against humans.
So Lance decided to set up his own bicycle event, the Tour de Dinosaur. This Tour is special because it is the only Dinosaur biking event for Dinosaurs across the globe. Lance wanted to go beyond France, so the Tour de Dinosaur riders ride across Europe. Lance even had Lance Tiny-Arms Strong Socks created for riders, friends, family, and humans to show support for the Tour de Dinosaur.
Ride like a dinosaur in your Lance Tiny-Arms Strong Socks!
Style: Crew
