Kick Ass Socks

Are you ready to kick some donkey in these Kick Ass Socks? Unfortunately, while it may be illegal to own a donkey in the city of New York, you can have your friends over for a donkey image-wearing party and what better way to steal the show than to wear your Kick Ass Socks?

Your guests may show up in their own attire with donkey pictures, maybe with some lame reference about Dominick and a donkey. Or maybe they’ll come dressed as a Democrat with a political slogan behind them, testing the waters to see who they’ll be able to impress with their newly acquired political skills. But all that will be kicked to the curb when you walk in with your Kick Ass Socks and strut around the room past the guy wearing the donkey ear hairband, past the girl with the donkey tail, until a guest stops you in your tracks and asks what your socks mean. Then you can just tell him to Kiss your Donkey, and watch him be on his way as he secretly wishes he could get his own pair of Kick Ass Socks.