Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Are you ready to kick some donkey in these Kick Ass Socks? Unfortunately, while it may be illegal to own a donkey in the city of New York, you can have your friends over for a donkey image-wearing party and what better way to steal the show than to wear your Kick Ass Socks?
Your guests may show up in their own attire with donkey pictures, maybe with some lame reference about Dominick and a donkey. Or maybe they’ll come dressed as a Democrat with a political slogan behind them, testing the waters to see who they’ll be able to impress with their newly acquired political skills. But all that will be kicked to the curb when you walk in with your Kick Ass Socks and strut around the room past the guy wearing the donkey ear hairband, past the girl with the donkey tail, until a guest stops you in your tracks and asks what your socks mean. Then you can just tell him to kiss your donkey, and watch him be on his way as he secretly wishes he could get his own pair of Kick Ass Socks.
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