Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
This is an easy one. Most people have between 0 and 2 feet, and we're offering these babies in packs of 2. If you've figured out by now that that's the safest amount of socks for the amount of feet folks tend to have, you should know that you are excellent in the ways of counting and that we are excellent in the ways of covering our bases. Celebrate your genius with these gym socks that say as much. Say I ❤️ Math the easy way 😉 .
These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Gym Socks are made in the USA of Gray Cotton with accents of Black Nylon, Red Nylon, Orange Nylon.
Style: Crew
Size: One Size Fits Most
Sock Maker: Gumball Poodle
Fiber Content: 70% Cotton, 28% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
