Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Are you the type of cook who wants to be left alone to whip up dinner? Then these Get Out of My Kitchen Socks are perfect for you! You want everyone just to get the hell out! Wear these socks as a warning that they enter your kitchen at their own risk. Let's hope everyone appreciates the product of your labors - the wonderful food you put in front of them. Put on these Get Out of My Kitchen Socks before your start stirring the pot.
And think of how great a gift these socks will make. Give them to a cook you love or maybe admire. Let her know how much you appreciate your kitchen skills. Think how thrilled she'll be to receive these Get Out of My Kitchen Socks.
Note: "Get the Hell Out of My Kitchen" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
