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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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USA Mismatched Flag Men’s King Size Crew Sock

USA Mismatched Flag Socks

If you could wear a flag poncho to work, you would, but you can't, so you wear Flag Socks instead. With one foot stars and one foot stripes, these Flag Socks are just a little different from your average patriotic foot flair. They're mismatched in a way that matches perfectly, just like the good ol' U.S. of A. 

Maybe you love America all day every day. Maybe you just like getting decked out on the Fourth of July. Maybe you love red, white, and blue for reasons that have nothing to do with the flag. Maybe you're simply attracted to quality fabrics and star and stripe designs. Maybe you want to get them for a proudly British or Canadian friend as a tongue-in-cheek jab at their nationalism. No matter what your reason, our Flag Socks are a great, fun addition to any wardrobe.

Available in King Size!

Style: Crew
Size: Fits men’s shoe sizes King Size 12 to 15
Sock Maker: Socksmith (Santa Cruz, California)
Materials:  70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
Country of Origin: Imported

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