Bagel Schmear Sock

Love bagels? Love carbs? Who doesn't? Why not add a Schmear of cream cheese to your bagel. These funny socks say "More Schmear Please!" so everyone knows that you see the bagel as merely a vehicle to get the cream cheese to you!

The use and spelling of schmear or shmear in American English is a direct loanword from Yiddish, where its original usage referred to cheese. In modern usage it has extended to anything that can be spread, such as cream cheese spread upon a bagel.