Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Perfect for the life of the party who’s always ready to set sail, these socks are a playful tribute to your role as the go-to pal for aquatic adventures. Made with 70% premium cotton, they offer unbeatable comfort, breathability, and durability, ensuring you stay cozy whether you’re on the water or just dreaming about it. The unisex fit makes them ideal for everyone, while the witty design adds a splash of humor to any outfit. Whether you’re gifting them to your favorite boat-owning buddy or treating yourself, these socks are a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate your love for the nautical lifestyle. Machine washable for easy care, they’re as practical as they are stylish. Be the envy of your crew—order your "I’m the Friend with the Boat" socks today!
Style:
Crew
Size: OSFM = Men with shoe sizes 6 - 13. Women with shoe sizes 6 through 12.
Sock Maker: Funatic
Materials:
70% Cotton; 28% Polyester: 2% Elastic
Country of Origin: Imported
