Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hellraiser. The word carries quite the heavy connotation - you’d think that you’d be able to pick this person out of a crowd. But hellraisers have a way of flying under the radar, popping up at unexpected moments and doing their thing, then slipping back into the crowd leaving no one pointing fingers at them.
You see, once you’re labeled, you’re labeled for life. This is why Hellraisers have learned to conceal the truth. You hide behind your rosy cheeks and cheerful disposition. Your flash an innocent smile when you see people coming your way. Hellraiser 101.
You reassure your friend that you have no idea who told everyone that she kissed Jimmy on Saturday night. You look just as confused as everyone else when “someone” pulls the fire alarm. Your name isn’t even on the list of the accused when everyone’s trying to figure out who drew on Becca’s face at the slumber party.
The first rule of being a Hellraiser: don’t talk about being a Hellraiser. Or at least I’m guessing. After all, how would I know….
Note: "Hellraiser" appears on the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
