Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You don’t need a royal bloodline to wear these Duchess of Sassytown Socks! Forget Kate Middleton; with your boldness, wit and spirit, the commoners of Sassytown bow at your feet, and it’s Sassytown wherever you go!
Our Duchess of Sassytown Socks say that you’re game for a laugh and you know how to dish it out. Maybe you knew you were meant to rule from a young age. As a baby, you spouted wisecracks from the crib. You made your parents blush. Older relatives scorned, “what a sassy child!” Perhaps a skill for banter did not present itself at birth. Perhaps it was something you grew into. Something you hid in your teen years with coy smiles and shifting gaze before you recognized its power. No matter when it struck you, your lightning tongue earned you a place among the elites. Own that sparkling sense of humor. Crown yourself with these Duchess of Sassytown Socks.
Note: "Duchess of Sassytown" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
