Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
We all know a girl or two like the one on our ever so Cute, But Psycho Socks. She’s adorable but unpredictable, loveable but terrifying. She’s an irresistible combination of opposites that keeps things interesting, just like this pair of Cute, But Psycho Socks.
Sweet pastel pink and green colors and a sweeter looking cartoon girl tell a story that lures you in, until you notice that that girl stands plucking a bird from the sky. And such is the Cute, But Psycho girl, who pulls you in with her cuteness but rapidly flashes her psycho, only to turn right back to cute again. Like it says on the sock: cute, but psycho, but cute. And that’s why you want her around, because she makes even the craziest antics adorable. The Cute, But Psycho girl might be perfect if she weren’t so out there but if she were perfect she certainly wouldn’t be as much fun.
Note: "Cute but psycho" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
