Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Are you a coffee monster? Do you know a coffee monster? If your love of coffee knows no bounds, if your need for this sweet back elixir compels you forward every morning, then you may need these Coffee Monster Socks.
From the front, you see the coffee monster quite tranquil with her two hands wrapped around a mug of coffee. She is calm because she has her coffee, but deny her that cup, then she would rage like the Hulk. And these combed cotton socks offer the perfect comfort for your feet while your sip your coffee. Get the Coffee Monster Socks, do not hide your yearnings.
Humorist Dave Barry captures the spirit in this quote: “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” David Lynch, another acolyte of the java drink knows that even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” We know the feeling when the cup is bad, but you drink it anyway because it is better than doing without. You are the Coffee Monster and these socks are for you.
Style: Ankle
