Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
It's a little known fact that these
T-Rex Socks have been over 65 million years in the making. During the late Cretaceous period, there was much discussion in the Tyrannosaurus community about what could be done about their chilly feet. When the chilliest of nights arrived, the dinosaurs just couldn't keep their feet warm. They tried leaves, dirt, and plenty of other materials, but to no avail.
Unfortunately, the first socks weren't invented until the 8th century BC by the Ancient Greeks, which was roughly 64,999,200 years too late for the dinosaurs to enjoy. We decided to grab the torch, however, and create these
T-Rex Socks in tribute to the cause. Sure, Tyrannosauruses are no longer around for us to present the socks to them. And maybe we don't have any in their size. Okay, and their arms may present a challenge for getting the socks on their feet. Hmm.
Well, while we consider these challenges, show your support for the mighty T-Rex by proudly wearing these T-Rex Socks.
