Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
ROAR! Unleash your inner velociraptor with Raptor Socks. Also known as the speedy thief, this carnivore spread nightmares across the world during its appearance in Jurassic Park. Standing nearly seven feet tall, knowing how to open doors and stalking its prey through a dark room, there were few scenes that stressed movie-goers as much as watching the terrified faces while the raptor’s razor sharp claws pinged against the floor just off camera.
Though thought to be extinct, Raptor Socks will let you keep the memory of this terrifying predator alive! These socks feature a raptor blending into its environment with only it’s highlighted eye differentiated. Raptor Socks are the perfect gift for the dinosaur enthusiast in your life or for your favorite little monster.
