Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Pictured on Naughty Reindeer Game Socks: Santa’s team on Christmas Morning, enjoying some R&R after a world-tour.
Because you’re a licentious rake, and a great lover of the holidays, you will adore Naughty Reindeer Game Socks. These beautiful blue socks show a green reindeer subtly mounting a red reindeertrix. Or they show Dasher and Dancer in a moment of tender seclusion, panting and moaning as reindeer do. Wear these socks Christmas Eve or while gettin' frisky and enjoy a seasonally-appropriate tingle of perversion shoot up your spine.
This Christmas, share your warped proclivities. Buy a pair of Naughty Reindeer Game Socks today.
Style: Crew
