Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Our Monkey Biz Socks are for those guys who have had enough with all this monkey business (unless, of course, you're up to monkey business). You can sit at that conference room table for yet another meeting or in the training room as you do all you can to stay awake and wear the truth on your feet: sometimes it seems like monkeys are running this place.
Yes, our Monkey Biz Socks get right to the heart of the matter: monkeys in suits and doesn’t it feel that way at too many meetings and in the halls of too many businesses?
Style:
Crew
Size: Sock size 10-13 will fit a men's shoe size 7-12.5
Sock Maker: Socksmith (Santa Cruz, California)
Materials: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra
Country of Origin: Imported
