Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
A man who enjoys the finer things will certainly feel well taken care of in our Cognac and Cigars Socks.
Cognac is a rare commodity, unique and special, much like the wearer of these socks. You’ll often hear him spouting out words like “paradise” and “rancio” in conversation. The brandy-type is actually so much in demand, that the makers need to allocate their supply. Popular, just like him. Sophistication is the wearer of our Cognac and Cigars Socks’s middle name.
These Cognac and Cigar Socks bring to mind darkened rooms and intense conversations. And tweed suits. And elbow patches. Okay, now I’m just thinking of Sigmund Freud, often shown in photographs in just such a room, wearing just such a thing, smoking his trusty cigar. He may have said that almost every object in the world is phallic in some way, but is quoted as saying, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
Style: Crew
Size: Sock size 10-13 will fit a men's shoe size 6-12.5
Sock Maker: HotSox (Mount Airy, North Carolina)
Materials:
50% Cotton 25% Polyester 22% Nylon 3% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
