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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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You Rocketh Socks - Women's Ankle Sock

You Rocketh Socks - Ankle Socks for Women

How sweet these are: You Rocketh Socks. Set against a faux classical background with cherubs and a guitar (is that a Stratocaster?) declaring “You Rocekth.”

From the witty folks at BlueQ, these socks declare love with a twist. What better way to say I love you then to call out: “You Rocketh.” They are perfect to wear if you are going out on the town with your partner or curling up on the couch.

Better yet, give them to the woman who rocks your world. Let her know that through all the mundane doings and the hecticness of life, she’s the one who makes your heart sing. She’s the one who cuts through all the noise, the one who can grab your heart and make you feel alive. She deserves these You Rocketh Socks and you’ll love giving them to her.

Style: Ankle
Size: Fits women's shoe sizes 5 to 10
Sock Maker: BlueQ (Pittsfield, Massachusetts)
Materials: 50% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: China

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