Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Embrace your perpetual lateness in these Running Late, Again Socks! No matter what you do, no matter where you’re going, no matter who you’re with, you can’t seem to get there fewer than twenty minutes late. Your phone’s text prediction knows the sentence “running late, again, sorry!” better than any other. To be fair, when you say you’re running late, most times you are actually running. You used to flail while you texted and put on your jacket but over the years you mastered the slow jog, one that looks kind of like walking to the untrained eye. The key is to keep your expression casual. Cover those secretly running feet in our Running Late, Again Socks! Covered in lines as abstract as the reasons for her tardiness, Running Late, Again Socks also make a great gift for the friend who’s always so late that you’ve taken to lying to her about when things start. Getting her a watch won’t help. Trust us.
Note: "Running late again" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
