Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
If your barista knows you by name, your favorite drink order involves a string of words that constitutes a paragraph, and you can’t imagine life without caffeine, our Love You a Latte socks are for you!
Think you’re a coffee scholar? See if you can define the following terms (it definitely helps to be wearing the Love You a Latte socks at the time that you take this quiz):
Answers:
1. The often sharp characteristic of high-altitude grown coffee.
2. A mixture of 2 or more varietals of coffee.
3. When one discerns the differing qualities of the coffee: flavor, body, acidity, etc.
4. The foam that appears at the top of a shot of espresso, whose job it is to hold in the aromatics and flavors.
5. Hard beans are more dense, and therefore have more flavor, because they’re grown at higher altitudes. Soft beans mature quicker and are lighter and more porous. They are grown at relatively lower altitudes.
If you’ve answered one or more of these correctly, then it’s time to get yourself a pair of these Love You a Latte socks!
Style: Crew
Size: Fits women's shoe sizes 5 to 10.5
Sock Maker: Socksmith (Santa Cruz, California)
Materials: 63% cotton, 34% nylon, 3% spandex.
Care: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low.
Country of Origin: Korea
