Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Seriously, the Kale is on Everything Socks speak the truth. It is even on socks. You don’t believe me? Look for yourself! To the left, to the left!
Kale is on Everything Socks are the perfect pair of socks for two kinds of people:
For the Health Freaks that bring in a kale salad when the office is ordering pizza for the fifth day in a row and everyone is rolling their eyes at you and your kale salad you just tell them “I don’t KALE about your pizza!” Get it? Kale instead of care. Ha.
For the Anti-Health Freaks, we understand. Why is Kale on everything? Does that hamburger really taste better wrapped in kale instead of on a soft Kaiser roll? Kale is haunting your dreams and your kitchen so you might as well have them haunt your feet with the funny and ironic Kale is on Everything Socks. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Note: "Kale is on everything these days... even socks" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
