Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
I Love Being a Girl. Shout that from the rooftops! Scream it to the heavens! Let the whole dang world know how you feel about the wonderful experience of womanhood.
Throughout history, being a girl has been thought of as a sign of weakness and inferiority. But how on earth does that make any sense?! Being a girl ROCKS! I Love Being a Girl! My gender doesn’t make me weak - if anything it gives me strength!
One of the greatest things about being a girl is shocking your enemies and those who dare to root against you with your fierceness and capabilities. The greatest feeling in the world is succeeding when someone thought that you couldn’t. And if someone thinks being a girl would hold you back- how stupid can they be? I Love Being a Girl!
Remember, in the wise words of Taylor Swift - “Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate”. But if you want to combat your haters, own what you have! I Love Being a Girl because girls are strong as anything and nothing stops the haters in their tracks quite like an unexpected success from someone who is “just a girl.”
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