Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
“Don’t Judge Me”, you yell from your garden at a giggling neighbor! Sure, you’re a polished lady by day but on the weekends you like to get down in the dirt and grow beets and mint. Is that so hard to believe? And, yes, you wear the full outfit—apron, hat, gloves, you name it.
You’ve always had a green thumb and see no reason to scorn it or ruin your outfit or prick your fingers or get a sunburn. Add these Don’t Judge Me Socks to your getup and announce your gardening pride. If anything, it’s you who should be judging them. It’s not your fault everything they touch turns to dead. The next time someone teases you as old-fashioned, flash them one of your Don’t Judge Me Socks. Then make them smell a pie made with berries fresh from your garden but don’t let them have any. They don’t deserve the fruits of your labor. After all, you reap what you sow.
Note: "Don't judge me" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Stlye: Crew
