Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Dang flabbit! Gosh Darnit! Jiminy Cricket! However you choose to say it, you can yell it loud with our Dang It All To Heck Socks!
Have a case of the Mondays? Is it raining on your vacation? Did your favorite sports team miss the playoffs for another year in a row? Sometimes you just need to be a little sassy with your attitude and with your socks. Be as sassy as you want with these Dang It All To Heck Socks!
We hope you don’t only wear these socks when you are having a bad day but it is always good to have them if you need them. Good day or bad day, we love these fun socks. If you want to let the universe know that you are over its crap, these Dang It All To Heck Socks will surely do the trick.
Note: "Dang it all to heck" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
