Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
It’s a well known fact that Bitches Get Stuff Done, a fact that you’ll have right on your toes in our Bitches Get Stuff Done socks. Having some productivity issues? Need someone to wrangle your project team? Get a bitch on that.
Wear these Bitches Get Stuff Done socks to remind yourself that you are the baddest bitch you know, and you’re about to get the job done. You’re not too tough, too forward, too confident, too vocal, too anything. You’re the bitch they brought in to get stuff done. If the haters can’t handle you, they best step up. Admire the image of a girl riding in on a cloud on your Bitches Get Stuff Done socks and remember that you are that girl and that when you ride in on that cloud and save the day, all anyone should be saying is “thank you.” Learn a few different ways to say “you’re welcome” because, in these socks, you’re going to spend the day using them.
Style: Ankle
