Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You don't need feet the size of King Kong to enjoy these ionic Kong Socks. When King King first grabbed Ann Darrow and climbed up the Empire State Building in 1933, the world let out a collective gasp. Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack's film is a tour-de-force of dramatic storytelling, expertly crafted stop-motion animation, and blood-pumping thrills that have inspired all generations since.
Respecting the fact that King Kong was wrongly portrayed as a savage monster who lacked emotion, we like to think that these socks help a man wear his heart on his feet. We know that you have a soft spot for expressing yourself through socks and Kong Socks allow you to do just that while embracing your manliness.
Needless to say, these Kong Socks are a work of sheer beauty. But don't worry, since beauty won't kill even the manliest beast that sports these on his next city adventure.
Style: Crew
