Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Be mighty in our
Dragon Socks.
“Dragons are fire made flesh, and fire is power.” - Quaithe of the Shadows, Game of Thrones
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Dragon Socks. No one will know the mythological secret that hides on your feet under your freshly-pressed, pleated khakis. You are an untamed beast, despite what Carl from accounting says. He doesn’t know of the dynamism that is hiding within. After all, haven’t any of your coworkers seen you before coffee in the morning? Very dragon-like.
Be the dragon. Tame the dragon. Rapacious, voracious, insatiable power awaits you when you put on these compelling
Dragon Socks. Remember: the bravest men are not those who kill the mighty dragon, rather the man who walks with the dragons at (or on) his feet.
