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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Cold Outside Elf Men's Crew Sock

Cold Outside Elf Men's Crew Sock 

Son of a nutcracker! Inspired by the 2003 Will Ferrell holiday classic, spread some seasonal cheer this year with Buddy the Elf. Stance's latest Xmas-inspired collection features a recut of our popular "I Know Him!" release along with an all-new knit style depicting Santa's biggest fan in the throws of yuletide stoke, loud enough for all to hear. 

These amazing socks also feature:

  • Seamless Toe Closure for an anti-friction finish your feet will love
  • Targeted Cushioning for added comfort where you need it most
  • Engineered Arch Support stabilizes your swing in style

Style: Crew
Size: Fits Most Men Shoe Sizes 7-13
Sock Maker: Stance Socks
Materials:  94% polyester, 4% elastane, 2% nylon
Country of Origin: Imported

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