Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Cat Unisex Compression Knee High Socks from Living Royal blend playful feline graphics with 15–20 mmHg graduated support. The 95 % nylon / 5 % spandex knit hugs calves without pinching, wicks heat on summer strolls, and slides smoothly under scrubs or cycling tights. One pair of “cattitude” works as hard as you do—whether you’re pulling a double shift, boarding a red-eye, or chasing a personal best.
Yes. Cat Unisex Compression Knee High Socks apply a doctor-recommended 15–20 mmHg gradient that’s tighter at the ankle and gentler toward the knee. That pressure pattern encourages upward blood flow, helping reduce swelling, stave off “heavy-leg” fatigue, and lower DVT risk on cross-country flights. A 360-degree stretch knit keeps the squeeze consistent even as you squat, sprint, or sit for hours—so relief never loosens as the day drags on.
Absolutely. The premium nylon filament feels cool to the touch and pulls moisture off skin faster than cotton, keeping calves dry during CrossFit burpees or delivery-route marathons. Seam-smooth toes eliminate inside-shoe hotspots, while a flex-rib upper cuff prevents painful digging yet refuses to slouch. Reviewers love how the sock’s mild massaging compression doubles as snug shin protection when cycling, running, or re-racking weights.
Cat Unisex Compression Knee High Socks come in a single, flexible size that fits most: men’s U.S. shoe 6–13 and women’s 4–12. Thanks to spandex stretch, the sleeve adapts to calf circumferences up to roughly 17 inches without distorting the playful cat pattern. If you’re between shoe sizes, pick according to calf girth—lean limbs? Expect a stay-up, no-sag feel; fuller calves? Compression will be firm yet still breathable.
A tough-yet-soft blend of 95 % nylon and 5 % spandex delivers durable rebound over hundreds of wears. Knit by Living Royal and finished overseas, the yarn resists pilling and holds its vivid feline print wash after wash. Machine-wash cold inside-out, avoid fabric softener (it can clog moisture channels), and tumble low or air-dry. Follow those steps and your cat-clad support stockings stay elastic and vibrant for the long haul.
Buy once, smile every step—because serious compression can still be seriously fun.
